Top Shower Verdicts by Musing Masterminds

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Eleonora Bader
Mar 28, 2023 7:00 PM EDT

Revelations tend to happen most often in the shower, although it's not quite clear why. Perhaps because it's that time of day that you can just chill, so your thoughts begin to settle into a nice, neat pile, making space for new ones. Allegedly, one good idea that was conceived by the famous Isaac Newton apparently occurred to him while he was chilling under an apple tree. He's that dude that came up with the law of universal gravitation, but evidently, an apple had to plop onto his head (ouch) for that to happen.

In case you missed it, we're talking about shower thoughts here. When you're standing under the trickling stream of water, your thoughts wander through the different (weird) valleys in the atoms of your brain, coming to some strangely accurate conclusions. Perhaps you're a Wim Hof fan and you've been attempting to distract yourself as you sit miserably in the freezing cold water, OR you're normal, having a normal shower. Either way, showers are blessed with a certain… magic that allows you to capture those thoughts and figure out you're secretly a genius.

For more, here are some looney LinkedIn lunatics to judge.

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    Font - r/Showerthoughts. Posted by u/Gelderland_ball 8 hours ago We make fun of dogs for licking each other but we lick people we really like too
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    Smile - r/Showerthoughts . Posted by u/Dredd_Pirate_Barry 2 days ago Ohio is steadily becoming the Midwest version of Florida
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    Font - BO r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/pufballcat 1 day ago There's no good reason why socks need to be matched
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts. Posted by u/Breakfest-burrito 2 days ago You never really notice how much sound dampening your furniture does until you move
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    Font - C r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Hardcorish 2 3 days ago Adults that act like children a majority of their life result in their children having to act like adults for a majority of theirs.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts. Posted by u/Zcrawfz17 2 days ago Living as a whale in the ocean for 40yrs sounds really boring.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Nvucovich 2 days ago Put ice in milk and you're weird, but add coffee and it's normal again. Coffee and milk, normal. Ice and coffee, normal. It's just ice in milk that's weird
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Hairybeast777 2 days ago Everyone talks about how different life is since the internet and IPhones but no one talks about how much better life is since banning indoor public smoking
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts. Posted by u/MRF1982 14 hours ago Ô Pedro Pascal stars in a show based on an already popular franchise in which he must protect a child from danger. Pedro Pascal also stars in a show based on an already popular franchise in which he must protect a child from danger.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts. Posted by u/TryingtoGetWell28 6 hours ago 2 It's quite possible that a large percentage of people have kids out of fear of social shaming if you don't
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Karlwinslowjr 4 days ago D Moving the contents of an entire house to another typically either costs pizza and beer, or thousands of dollars.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts. Posted by u/yor_ur 3 days ago No one has ever discovered an animal with the perfect camouflage 2
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/carrotthecake101 3 days ago Life has no actual rules. 1.1k Comments + Award Share
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Devreckas 6 days ago No wonder we view the past in rose tint. It's a natural effect of redshift, since it's moving further and further away from us.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts. Posted by u/BANMOODYTHROWAWAY 1 day ago The invention of the golf cart turned out to be more popular than the sport of golf itself
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts. Posted by u/Dor_42 22 hours ago Mirrors basically have speed of light refresh rate. 2
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Oppai_Lover21 1 day ago In most parts of the world, it's more normal for a woman to wear men's clothing than a man to wear women's clothing.
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    Human body - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ori14 8 hours ago We have to drive to work to afford gas to drive to work
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts u/mortos_der_soul . Posted by 18 hours ago One of the signs a pet isn't doing well, is when they stop grooming themselves. One of the signs a person isn't doing well is when they struggle with self care. 2
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    Font - CE r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/pufballcat 8 hours ago Shaving technology has advanced significantly in recent decades, but you don't get a better shave
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